Kakistocracy XLIX:Taxi For Mr.Sunak.

It's been 153 days since I last wrote one of these Kakistocracy blogs but don't imagine, for one second, that the shit has not continued pouring out of the rotten Tory arsehole. If anything the flow of cack has become even more rapid as the Tory party splinters into ever more balkanised factions and each faction stabs the other in the back as they slowly consign their vile yet vainglorious party to the dustbin of history.

I rather suspect that after they lose the next election they'll merge with the equally odious Reform party but for my 49th Kakistocracy blog (and it could easily have been 490) I'd like to remind you, me, and everyone else of the shit the Tory party has put the country through since the 18th of October of last year.

Or at least some of it. No blog would be long enough to cover the sheer amount of crap they've put our country though. I've done it in a form of questions addressed to possibly the weakest, yet almost certainly the wealthiest, Prime Minister in British History, Rishi Sunak. Just ten - though there could easily be two hundred - as it's a short blog just to catch up the shitshow before I get back into writing longer ones again.

1.Do you think it is acceptable for your largest donor, Frank Hester, to suggest that the MP Diane Abbott should be shot?

2.Do you not think that looks particularly bad at a time when Michael Gove has announced a crackdown on extremism and many MPs have been talking about receiving death threats just for doing their jobs? Not least when in the last eight years two MPs, Jo Cox and David Amess, have been murdered?

3.Do you believe Frank Hester when he says his criticism of Abbott has "nothing to do with her nor colour of skin". Considering he said he wants to "hate all black women just because she's there"?

4.Did you think bringing David Cameron back into government as Foreign Secretary would make you look more moderate and are you ashamed that the Tory party has now lurched so far to the right that Cameron is one of its more moderate members?

5.Were you ashamed to serve alongside Nadine Dorries who made ludicrous, conspiracy theory based, claims that the Tory party were run by a secret cabal that included people called Dr No, The Wolf, and The Dark Lord, and that one of them nailed dead animals to their opponent's doors?

6.Were you ashamed to serve alongside Lee Anderson (and even promote him to be Chairman of the Conservative Party) when he made ridiculous claims that London, under the mayoralty of Sadiq Khan, has fallen to Islamists? I live in London. There are pubs, women walk around with their faces, their hair, and even their shoulders exposed, I've never seen anyone stoned, executed, or have their hands chopped off in public. It doesn't feel like we're living under ISIS.

7.Why do you have so little control of your catastrophic party and why are you allowing plotters in the party to suggest Penny Mordaunt will take over from you in the coming weeks or months? Why don't you kick these people out of the party? Are you too weak?

8.Is it embarrassing that a party that has always prided itself on being careful and sensible custodians of the economy are presiding over a crippling cost of living crisis and have overseen the highest tax rises since the end of World War II?

9.Are you not cringing with shame when your two predecessors, Boris Johnson and Liz Truss, have been campaigning for the reelection of Donald Trump, a man who has openly said he will not support Ukraine and will even encourage Vladimir Putin to invade other countries - as well as a man who has said there will be a "bloodbath" if he does not win the next election? Do you have no shame? These are your colleagues and though they're not your friends (because Tories don't have friends) you have defended them and you are guilty by association.

 10.When, as seems very likely, you humiliatingly lose the next election will you, as I suspect, merge with the Reform Party and perhaps even allow Nigel Farage to have a go at being leader? Have you really sunk that low? Shame on you.

Mr Sunak, please fuck off. Call a general election and then go and live in California (sorry to my Californian friends but the prisons here, as we keep hearing, are full) with David Beckham, Prince Harry, and Robbie Williams and take Boris Johnson and Liz Truss (and the rest of your rotten party with you). Never bother British politics again. Taxi for Mr Sunak!