Kakistocracy XLVII:Fuck Off Back To Opposition.

Endless strikes, schools and hospitals on the brink of collapse, a cost of living crisis (though not for the megarich - who are doing very well out of it all), an HS2 railway line built for the North that won't even go to the North, and a Prime Minister who is now lying as regularly and as barefacedly as Boris Johnson did (and still does).

Can you think of one single thing that has improved in the thirteen years and four months since the Conservative Party have been running the country? Can you think of one single thing that has improved since Brexit? Can you think of one single thing that has improved under David Cameron, under Theresa May, under Boris Johnson, under Liz Truss, or under Rishi Sunak?

Of course you can't. Because NOTHING has improved and everything has demonstrably got worse. Most of the country seem to have wised up to that now and it seems almost inevitable that the Tories will have their arses handed to them on a plate come the next General Election (an event I'm looking forward to immensely) but, in the meantime, they've decided to smash the country up a bit more. All the better for when they're out of power and they can start blaming the new Labour government for all the things they fucked up.

Or simply saying vile and nasty things to keep the right wing gutter press and its readers on side. They're in campaign mode, they're certainly not bothering to do any governing - or in some cases (Nadine Dorries) any work at all, and, for this bunch of Tories, that means throwing red meat out to their most basest of supporters.

Let's take Lee Anderson, the Deputy Chairman of the Conservative Party. Anderson recently told asylum seekers they can "fuck off back to France". Notwithstanding the unparliamentary language, is this really the sort of message elected MPs should be putting out there. Encouraging racists and xenophones of all stripes. 

I couldn't help thinking of what happened to Matthew Simmons and the time, at Selhurst Park, he suggested Eric Cantona could "fuck off back to France". I couldn't help wondering where Eric Cantona is now when we really need him. I'm not saying Lee Anderson deserves to be kung-fu kicked by a professional athlete but I am saying if it was to happen it would be very funny - and Anderson would deserve it. Fuck off back to opposition, Anderson.

What about Ben Wallace, the Defence Secretary? Wallace has been complaining that Ukraine hasn't shown enough gratitude to the UK for helping them in their defence against Putin's horrific invasion of Ukraine. Wallace then went on to announce that he was leaving cabinet and resigning from politics at the next General Election before, seemingly quite joyfully, announcing Britain would be at war, possibly in three wars, by the year 2030.

Forget Net Zero (Sunak certainly seems to be trying to do so) and focus on all the money that can be made by one, two, or even three lovely wars where Britain can prove itself to be Great again. A great country where we'll no longer be forced use seven different types of bin and where we don't have to pay a meat tax. Two things we obviously already don't do but Rishi Sunak seems to be gaslighting us in to thinking we do by announcing he's scrapping laws that don't even exist.

What about Suella Braverman, the actual Home Secretary of a real country (the UK may be an international joke thanks to these clowns but it is still real - even though sometimes it doesn't feel it)? Braverman has said that women and LGBTQ+ people should not be able to claim asylum here just because they're being discriminated against. Even though that discrimination may include imprisonment and the threat of being murdered.

These are all people that have been enabled under the cult of Boris Johnson (who's still chipping in from the sidelines, refusing to hand his phone over to the Covid enquiry - claiming (lying) he's forgotten the password, and trying to make life as difficult for Sunak as he possibly can. Sunak, however, is doing a good enough job at fucking things up on his own.

What an amoral nest of vipers. What a completely disgusting bunch of crooks, criminals, cruel cowards, and charlatans. What a mess they have turned this country in to. How much must they hate the country to do this to it? If you vote for them at the next election I can only assume you hate the country too and wish to see it destroyed. Fuck off back to somewhere much further away than France.