Evans is a place on Earth

" So much for the golden future I can't even start . I've had every promise broken, there's anger in my heart" - Break...

"I didn't do a stock check" - Dennis 'Des' Nilsen when asked how many dead bodies he had stored under his floorboards....

"There are no limits to my vanity" - Rupert Murdoch. "The pollution of the British press is an important part of the pollut...

"There was an old Sultan of Salisbury Who wanted some wives for his halisbury So he had them sent down By a fast train from town Fo...