Henley-on-Thames is a place rich in memories for me. It's only twenty miles from Tadley where I grew up (though feels like a different world) and, during my late teenage years and my twenties, we used to go there - to the regatta if you can believe that.
We weren't competing in it - or even supporting a team. In fact, we had no interest in the rowing whatsoever. We went there because an older kid, Pat, who was in his mid-twenties when we were in our late teens, enjoyed it. It was an excuse (not that he needed one) to indulge in his favourite hobby of day time drinking and, in his imagination, it was a place where he could meet a rich attractive young woman.
The latter didn't happen. But we did have fun at the fair, jumped in the river, blagged our way on to a posh person's boat, and, one year, a posh regatta going young lady asked a very shy me if she could kiss me. I let her. On one occasion, Pat and myself had a bucket of water thrown over us after a couple of scrotes we were hanging round with threw chips over a newly washed car and another time those same scrotes earned themselves some money pretending to be car parking attendants.
I'd not been to Henley since March 2016 (in the second ever blogged TADS walk - another visit rich in memories, not least relating to Pat who had died the day before) so it had been a while and was looking forward to my return. First though we'd need to walk from Bourne End (where we finished last time) and before that I'd need to get to Bourne End!
It was easy enough - but it took some time. I'd left home at about 7am (and been up for at least two hours before that), walked to Honor Oak Park station and taken the Overground to
Whitechapel. Contradicting
the Internet, I hadn't had to get off and walk from Shadwell so I arrived in good time to leave the station and find myself a Guardian. Itself not an easy task but one that helped bump up the day's step count.
I still had about twenty minutes at
Whitechapel station before I hopped on an Elizabeth Line train and
Pam joined me at Farringdon. Both sporting new haircuts, we caught up with each other's news and then got stuck into the crosswords before changing at Maidenhead and taking the branch line out to Bourne End.
Adam joined us at Maidenhead and thought he'd start the day on an egg. Not in the way you might imagine but by posing us a quandary, from his game of Cards Against Humanity the night before, that involved both a boiled egg and an anus. It should have been enough to put me off my breakfast. It wasn't.
We'd chosen Bourne End's Moreganic Cafe as our designated brunch(ington) spot and we were discussing it on the train, with views to swapping to Wimpy - a bizarre feature on a high end high street like Bourne End's - when a friendly young lady sat opposite us piped up to tell us that the food, and even more so - the coffee, in Moreganic was really good.
Moreganic it was - and our friendly stranger on the train was not wrong. Adam,
Pam, and myself had mushrooms, veggie sausages, eggs (sans anus, thankfully), a hash brown, beans, and toast and bloody tasty it was too. They had coffee and I had tea (doh!) and
Shep and Laura soon joined us. The lady serving at Moreganic was super friendly, the service was quick, and we were back on
the Thames Path proper by about 10.40am.
Good stuff. An alley way took us down to Bourne End's cute little marina, looking across river to the less cute sounding Cock Marsh, where we took in the boats. Many of them had appropriately twee names but it's uncertainty if the owners of Tugger are fully aware of the implications of that name. Seems apt it was moored near Cock Marsh though. The owners of Tuckers Luck, however, can be in no doubt as to what, and who, their vessel pays tribute to. As if to underline it the bow is emblazoned with the legend "FLIPPING HECK TUCKER".
Enough to make Todd Carty proud. We followed a sometimes muddy path along
the river,
Shep occasionally changing into his wellies, and soon crossed beneath the A404 and reached Marlow, some of the houses (on both banks) were, as has been a common theme on this
'odyssey', rather opulent looking.
Marlow was where we ended up on that
TADS walk back in
March 2016 but, that time, we didn't get to see much of it except for a pub (Clayton's), an Indian restaurant (Tiger Garden), and the train station. We certainly didn't get to see all of it on Saturday either but we saw a bit more. It's a nice looking little town. As with many places visited on our walks, I felt a desire to come back and explore in more depth.
Marlow developed due to its strategic location between
Reading and High Wycombe and is now a "bustling commuter town", its railway link to Maidenhead (on a single track line) known, affectionately, as the Marlow Donkey. We'd been on the donkey but now we were in the town's picturesque snickets that brought us to Marlow's High Street (a market town straight out of central casting) with the spire of All Saints Church to one side and Higginson Park to the other.
Good place for a toilet stop even if Laura's failure of duty when keeping sentry outside of the cubicles meant
Pam had an unsuspected visitor. It wasn't Dr William Battle (1703-1776), a nervous disease specialist, who used to live in a large mansion, Court Garden, in the park. Nor was it Sir George Higginson (1826-1927) for whom the park was named after. Also, death rules out Vice-Admiral James Nicol Morris (1763-1830) who fought at the Battle of Trafalgar and has 'lived' in Nelson's shadow ever since.
Other Marlow notables, red kites who may steal your food aside, Jerome K Jerome (who wrote parts of Three Men In A Boat in The Two Brewers pub), Heston Blumenthal (lived in Marlow until a few years back), Jonathan Ross's brother Paul (big deal), Jim Capaldi (the drummer of Traffic), cricketer Andrew Strauss, the chef
Tom Kerridge, Shakin' Stevens, Chris Evans, and Ricky Gervais (who owns a property there) but most famously of all - the Shelleys.
Mary is believed to have completed
Frankenstein while living in Marlow. Percy was making the tea, I guess. T.S.Eliot is another literary heavyweight with Marlow links, having lived there in the early 20th century. We crossed
the Thames over William Tierney Clark's pretty 1832 suspension bridge (designed to look like both Hammersmith Bridge and a bridge over the Danube in Budapest) although I missed the statue of theatrical impresario Charles Frohman who went down with the RMS Lusitania in 1915. Sunk by a German U-boat off the South Coast of Ireland during
World War I. Froham was one of 1,199 casualties.
The Thames Path normally follows
the Thames along its northern banks from here but there was a diversion and the diversion took us through Bisham and Bisham Abbey. A Grade I listed manor house which was once home of Sport England a training centre for the English
football team, though they've since upped sticks for St George's Park in Staffordshire.
Reading FC are still based there though under Dai Yongge's disastrous, immoral, and borderline criminal, ownership they may not be for much longer. They may not exist for much longer, sadly. A quiet country lane took us from Bisham to the hamlet of Temple and, from there, it was down a tunnel and under a bridge back to
the Thames.
A pretty stretch this, we saw the Temple Footbridge we'd have crossed had it not been for the diversion and we crossed smaller bridges looking out to the coots, moorhens, mallards, and friends that were either cooling off in the water or relaxing on small islands. It's a duck's life.
We passed some holiday caravans, a place called Frogmill Spinney, and even a bit where the Thames Path broke into two. One bit, as Adam soon found out, too muddy to pass. There was a view across to the 'castellated mansion' known as Danesfield (built in 1900, now a hotel), a few FBs (footbridges), a couple of kissing-gates (always popular with the 'singletons'), before we came, slightly, off the river into a field full of deer and a somewhat bizarre architectural caprice that may have fitted better into a game of Jenga for giants than the
Buckinghamshire countryside.
We also got a brief look at Lower Culham Farm and, from behind lots of trees, the 18c Culham Court. Laura went barefoot as is her thing. Something that is everyone's thing, at least after nine to ten miles, is a pub and we'd not stopped at Marlow (too soon) or taken a diversion into Hurley (too inconvenient) so The Flowerpot Inn in Aston looked, and was, very inviting.
Shep mentioned we may have been in there before on a TADpoleS walk (my Facebook memories confirmed to me we had - back in
November 2018 when I described the pub as rustic). I must have been hungry (or, maybe, just plain gluttonous) as I couldn't leave the free nuts at the bar alone. I had a pint of lemonade,
Pam took a more interesting Boon Doggle - but in the wrong pint pot, and we sat out in the garden - briefly.
We were warm enough moving but sat still we started to feel the cold so we grabbed a table indoors, near a very toasty radiator, and Laura tried to persuade me to enter the world of paid dog walking. Even though most people know I don't like dogs. To be clear, I do like SOME dogs. Just not all dogs. If you're reading this, I almost certainly don't like your dog! ;-)
Leaving the pub and embarking on our final stretch, whilst avoiding peacocks as surely as we'd avoided red kites earlier - though we did see one of the latter resting on a branch, we soon reached Hambleden Lock. A very satisfying area and one we strode out on to take
photos and observe that the flow of the river viewed from the footbridge created an optical illusion not dissimilar to one you get when your train moves out of a station but you think the train opposite is doing so.
As
the sun began to go down, it was a long straight yomp into Henley, via WH Smith's old home and the Fawley folly (more details on that in the blog from 2016) and, as the gang stretched out, I got a call from
Vicki (wanting to discuss Funboy Three badges) who was not far upstream in Cholsey preparing for her sister-in-law's birthday meal.
We timed it just right for our arrival in Henley. Unlike the Saturday before, it was not pitch black and the twilit river looked glorious, the street lights reflected dramatically in the water, and the houses and pubs along the front lit up gloriously. We soon repaired to old favourite The Angel and, despite a Burns Night party taking place in most of the pub, found a table near a roaring fire which was most satisfactory.
As
Pam piled logs on the fire and waxed lyrical about Scrub Daddy ergonomic sponges, and
Shep and Laura bickered about Costa customer cards, I drained another lemonade and an Erdinger alkoholfrei lager (pretty good). Laura had coffee, Adam was off the pop - like me, and even
Shep had one alcohol free beer. It was almost too much for Pam. She calmed down by putting another log on the fire. That is, after all, her job.
From there it was on to Le Raj Indian restaurant (recommended by Carole, a Henley girl) where, after nearly falling through the door - sober as well, we were joined by Sharon, Jason, Carole, and Dylan. The poppadums and condiments were great, I assume the Cobra and Kingfisher was too -
Shep genuinely thought they served Bangla so was mildluy disappointed, and my mango lassi (in a pint glass) was thick, cold, and tasty.
But the wait for the main course was too long by far. Luckily, nobody had to miss a train or miss their food so it wasn't as big an issue as it could have been but, as before, the prioritising of takeaway customers left seated customers feeling like second class citizens. My veg balti wasn't bad (I don't normally have a balti and it's not the best choice for me - I remembered too late) but the chick pea dishes looked best of all. I'll try and remember next time.
All done. Everyone except Pam and I drove, or were driven, home and we walked to Henley station where we took a train to Maidenhead and another to Paddington before saying goodbye. For me, it was a Bakerloo line tube to Elephant & Castle and
a 63 bus home. I'd hoped, expected even, a 2024 step record but, despite the actual walk being longer, I'd fallen just short. 37,748 steps compared to last week's 37,828. Just EIGHTY steps. A couple of toilet visits would have had me over the line.
That was close. Far more importantly it was a great day. Great pubs, great sights, great deer, great mango lassi, great brunchington, great people, and, of course, great river. Thanks to Pam, Adam,
Shep, Laura, Carole, Dylan, Sharon, and Jason for making it so (double thanks to Pam and
Shep for photos included in this blog). We're back on the Thames over Easter (Henley to
Reading) but, before that - next week,
TADS kick off their 10th (TENTH) season with a little (or not so little - there are options) walk called To The Oldest Place from Theale to Thatcham. Let the games begin.
